CHINESE
PROVERBS
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Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
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Man
who run in front of car get tired.
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Man
who run behind car get exhausted.
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Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
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Foolish man give wife
grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
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Man
who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
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Man with one chopstick go hungry.
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Man
who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
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Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
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Baseball
is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
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Panties
not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth.
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War
does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
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Wife
who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
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Man
who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
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It
take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill
it.
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Man
who drive like hell, bound to get there.
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Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
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Man who live in glass house should change clothes in
basement.
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Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
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Man
who fart in church sit in own pew.
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Crowded
elevator smell different to midget.
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