Did You Know?
If you yelled
for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to
heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems
worth it.)
If you farted
consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the
energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's
more like it!)
The human heart
creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!)
A pig's orgasm
lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I
want to be a pig.)
A cockroach
will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.) (I'm still not over the pig.)
Banging your
head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour (Don't try this at home, maybe at work)
The male
praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The
female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. (Honey, I'm home. What the...?!)
The flea can
jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a
football field. (30 minutes..lucky pig!
Can you imagine?)
The catfish has
over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be
so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
Some lions mate
over 50 times a day. (I still want to be
a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)
Butterflies
taste with their feet. (Something I
always wanted to know.)
The strongest
muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm.)
Right-handed
people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people. (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the
difference?)
Elephants are
the only animals that cannot jump. (Okay,
so that would be a good thing)
A cat's urine
glows under a black light. (I wonder who
was paid to figure that out?)
An ostrich's
eye is bigger than its brain. ( I know
some people like that.)
Starfish have
no brains. (I know some people like that
too.)
Polar bears are
left-handed. (If they switch, they'll
live a lot longer)
Humans and
dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig??)
Now that you've
smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread these crazy facts and send this
to someone you want to bring a smile to, maybe even a chuckle.
In other words,
send it to everyone ! (and God love
that pig!)