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Leroy The Reindeer

Well, you've all heard the story

About Rudolph and his nose,

But I'll tell you a Christmas tale

That never has been told.

You may think you've heard it all

But you ain't heard nothing yet

About that crazy Christmas

The North Pole can't forget.

Well, Rudolph was under the weather

He had to call in sick,

So he got on the horn to his cousin Leroy

Who lived out in the sticks.

He said "Santa's really countin' on me

And I hate to pass the buck."

Leroy said "Hey, I'm on my way,"

And he jumped in his pickup truck.

When Leroy got to the North Pole

All the reindeer snickered and laughed.

They'd never seen a reindeer in overalls And a John Deere tractor hat.

Santa stepped in and said "Just calm down

Cause we've all got a job to do!

And like it or not, Leroy's in charge

And he's gonna be leadin' you."

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And it was Leroy, the Redneck Reindeer

Hooked to the front of the sleigh,

Deliverin' toys to all the good ole boys And girls along the way.

He's just a down home, party-animal

Two-stepping across the sky,

He mixed jingle bells with a rebel yell

And made history that night!

Before that night was over

Leroy had changed their tune.

He had'em scootin' a hoof on every single roof

By the light of the neon moon.

Santa wrapped his bag with a Dixie flag,

He was havin' the time of his life.

And you could hear him call,

"Merry Christmas y'all,

and to all of y'all a good night!"