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For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for
free. Here's an update for you:
Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize It's not worth buying an entire pig just
to get a little sausage.
Men are like....
 
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Men are like ...Laxatives ..... They irritate the crap
out of you.
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Men are like.
Bananas ....... The
older they get, the less firm they are.
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Men are like ......Weather . Nothing can be done to change
them.
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Men are like .Blenders You need One,
but you're not quite sure why.
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Men are like .....Chocolate
Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they
usually head right for your hips.
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Men are like ....Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say.
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Men are like Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
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Men are like .....Government
Bonds ... They take soooooooo
long to mature.
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Men are like .....Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
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Men are like .Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
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Men are like Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming, how many inches
you'll get or how long it will last.
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Men are like ........Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
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Men are like Parking Spots . All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
(I'm glad I got my parking spot
early!!!!)
Now send this to all
the remarkable women you know, as well as to any understanding
good-natured, fun kinda guys you might be
lucky enough to know !!!!!!!!!!
You Got Served!
You have just been KISSED by the Dancing Baby! something good will happen to you at
1:00-4:00 pm tomorrow, it could be anywhere. Get
ready for the biggest shock in your life if you break this you will not be
cursed but good luck will not come your way for the next 5 minutes. Everyone can use some fun and Good Luck so Send this
to 5 people in 15min
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