My Private Part Died Today!
An old man, Mr. Goldstein, was
living the last of his life in a nursing home.
One day he appeared to be very
sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy asked if
there was anything wrong.
"Yes, Nurse Tracy,"
said Mr. Goldstein, "My Private Part died today, and I am very sad."
Knowing her patients were
forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she replied, "Oh, I'm so sorry,
Mr. Goldstein, please accept my condolences.
The following day, Mr. Goldstein
was walking down the hall with his Private Part hanging out his pajamas, when
he met Nurse Tracy.
"Mr. Goldstein," she
said, "You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that..
Please put your Private Part back inside
your pajamas."
But, Nurse Tracy,"
replied Mr. Goldstein, "I told you yesterday that my Private Part
died."
"Yes, you did tell me
that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?"
You gotta love this!!!!!!!!!!!
"Well, he replied,
"Today's the viewing."