THE PICTURE
ON THE NIGHTSTAND
After a long
night of making love, he notices a photo of another man on
her nightstand by
the bed, he begins to worry.
"Is this
your husband?" he nervously asks.
"No,
silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.
"Your
boyfriend, then?" he continues.
"No, not
at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear.
"Is it
your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be reassured.
"No, no,
no!!!" she answers.
"Well,
who in the hell is he, then?" he demands.
"That's
me before the surgery."
