Future
Drug Names
In
Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also
has a generic name of Acetaminophen.
Aleve is also called Naproxen.
Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
The
FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of
government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic
name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin,
Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.
Pfizer
Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and
will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to
literally pour himself a stiff one.
Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new
meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a
good old-fashioned "stiff drink."
Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: "MOUNT &
DO"
Thought
for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra
today than on Alzheimer's research. This
means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs
and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
If
you don't send this to five old friends right away there will be five fewer
people laughing in the world.