Picking on men =
jokes
Q: What should you do if you see your ex-husband
rolling around in pain on the
ground?
A: Shoot him again.
Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: Because they are practicing to be men.
Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?
A: Trustworthy.
Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping<=
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your name?
A: You're not holding the pillow down hard enough.
Q: Why does it take 100,000,000 sperm to fertilize one egg?
A: Because not one will stop and ask directions.
Q: Why do female black widow spiders kill their mates
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after mating?
A: To stop the snoring before it starts.
Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?
A: Because it helps them remember which end they need to
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wipe.
Q: What is the difference between men and women?
A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man
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wants every woman to satisfy his one need.=
Q: How does a man keep his youth?
A: By giving her money, furs, and diamonds.
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your email?
A: Rename the folder to "Instructions Manual".
Now, send this to five bright, funny women you know and make their =
day!
And send this to five bright men who have the sense of humor to find this
funny!
P.S. - At least finding five bright women is possible!!
Remember the 3 R's.
Respect for self.
Respect for others
Responsibility for all your actions.<=
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When yo=
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down to nothing,
God is =
up to
something.
Return to Burke Truth=
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