Prison
vs. Work
Just in case you ever get these two environments
mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer.
IN
PRISON.......... you
spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell.
AT
WORK........... you
spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle.
IN
PRISON.......... you
get three meals a day
AT
WORK........... you
get a break for one meal & you have to pay for it.
IN
PRISON.......... you
get time off for good behavior.
AT
WORK........... you
get more work for good behavior.
IN
PRISON.......... the
guard locks & unlocks all the doors for you.
AT
WORK........... you
must often carry a security card & open all the doors for yourself.
IN
PRISON.......... you
can watch TV & play games.
AT
WORK........... you
could get fired for watching TV & playing games.
IN
PRISON.......... you
get your own toilet.
AT
WORK........... you
have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat.
IN
PRISON.......... they
allow your family & friends to visit.
AT
WORK........... you
aren't even supposed to speak to your family.
IN
PRISON.......... all
expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required.
AT
WORK........... you
get to pay all your expenses to go to work, & they deduct taxes from your
salary to pay for prisoners.
IN
PRISON.......... you
spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT
WORK .......... you
spend most of your time wanting to get out & go inside bars.
IN
PRISON.......... you
must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT
WORK........... they
are called managers.