The Sex Fairy
This is
hilarious! Be sure to read the warning
at the bottom.
I'm not
messing with the Sex Fairy!
1.
Sex is a beauty
treatment. Scientific tests find that
when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes
hair shine and skin smooth.
2.
Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis,
skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced
cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.
3.
Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that
romantic dinner.
4.
Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every 
muscle in the body. It's more 
enjoyable than swimming
20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!
5.
Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream,
producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.
6.
The more sex you
have, the more you 
will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater
quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite
sex crazy!
7.
Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
8.
Kissing each day will
keep the dentist away. Kissing
encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that
causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.
9.
Sex actually relieves
headaches. A lovemaking session can
release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.
10.
A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.
This
message has been sent to you for good luck in sex. Now sex has been sent to you. The "Hot Sex Fairy" will visit you
within four days of receiving this message, provided you, in turn, send it on.
If
you don't, then you will never receive good sex again for the rest of your life. You will eventually become celibate, and your genitals will
rot and fall off. This is no joke! Send copies to people you think need sex (who
doesn't?). Don't send money, as the fate
of your genitals has no price.
Do not keep this message. This message
must leave your e-mail in 96 hours. Please
send ten copies and see what happens in four days.
Since the copy must tour the world, you must send it. This is true, even if you are not
superstitious.