DUSTY UNDERWEAR

One morning a husband took a pair of underwear out of the drawer. "What the ? ? ?"  he said to himself as a little "dust" cloud appeared when he shook them out.

"April," he hollered into the bathroom, "why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?"

She  shot back:  "It's not talcum powder.  It's

'Miracle Grow'."