Strange Sayings
· I dialed a number and got the following recording: "I
am not available right now, but thank you for caring enough to call. I am
making some changes in my life. Please leave a message after the beep. If I do not return your call, you are one of the
changes."
· At pilots training back in the Air Corps they taught us,
"Always try to keep the number of landings you make equal to the number of take offs you make."
· Aspire to inspire before you expire.
· To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a
committee.
· As my five year old son and I were headed to McDonald's one day,
we passed a car accident. Usually when we see something terrible like
that, we say a prayer for those who might be hurt, so I pointed and said to my
son, "We should pray." From
the back seat I heard his earnest request: "Please, God, don't let those
cars block the entrance to McDonald's."
· Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.
· Blessed are those who can give without remembering and take
without forgetting.
· The irony of life is that, by the time you're old enough to know
your way around, you're not going anywhere.
· God made man before woman so as to give him time to think of an
answer for her first question.
· I was always taught to respect my elders, but it keeps
getting harder to find one.
· Every morning is the dawn of a new error.
· The best computer is a man, and it's the only one that can be
mass produced by unskilled labor.
· My personal favorite: My wife and I had words, but I
didn't get to use mine.